The Electric Light Orchestra are law and you are scum
The Electric Light Orchestra transcend time and space
The Electric Light Orchestra have a transporter they use to combat space invaders
The Electric Light Orchestra eat laser beams and their bones are made from indestructable silly putty
The Electric Light Orchestra have mastered every musical instrument in this universe and the next
The Electric Light Orchestra like to extend their thanks to all but the hispanics
The Electric Light Orchestra often read from cue cards that only say (ROCK HARD)
The Electric Light Orchestra used their technology to tame a dinosaur which they now use as a waiter
The Electric Light Orchestra think Jack Bauer is a pussy
The Electric Light Orchestra made GG Allin eat laxatives before performances
The Electric Light Orchestra solely use cell phones to tell people on a scale of 1 to 10 how much they suck
The Electric Light Orchestra have their own country located in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle
The Electric Light Orchestra are the only ones with the power to save Mel Gibson from himself
The Electric Light Orchestra have starred in 0 movies because they don't fucking have to
The Electric Light Orchestra used their power to get Arrested Development their 3rd season
The Electric Light Orchestra record all their music under water where everything is sweeter
The Electric Light Orchestra love weed, THEY LOVE IT...but not as much as they love pussy